One Friday afternoon Little Johnny is in class and the teacher says: "Ok class, if you can answer one of these questions, you can go home early and have a day off on Monday" "Q1. Who discovered Australia and in what year?" Little Jenny Chan puts her hand up and says "Captain Cook in 1788, Miss" Teacher: "Very good Jenny, you can go home now and come back on Tuesday" Jenny Chan: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a doctor so I have to study very hard so I can't afford to take a day off school" Teacher: "That's very conscientious off you Jenny, well done" Teacher: "Ok, next question, who discovered America and when?" Jimmy Wang: "Christopher Columbus, 1648" Teacher: "Well done, Jimmy, you can go home now and have Monday off" Jimmy Wang: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer so I need to study really hard. I can't afford to take a day off school." Teacher: "Very good Jimmy, that is really committed off you. Someone at the rear of the classroom yells out: "Fucking Asian Bastards!" Teacher: "Who said that?" Little Johnny: "Pauline Hanson, 1996, see you Tuesday Miss!"
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