Yo'mama

Yo mama is so poor she paper over the TV, and called it paper view.

Your mama so nasty when she eats a cheese burger its like watching Jurassic park.

Yo mama is so fat when she jumps up she gets stuck!

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet explorer she is already world wide.

Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.

Yo mama so damn fat... i pictured her in my head and the bitch broke my neck

Yo mama is like a shotgun give her a cock and she is ready to blow.

Yo mama is so black when she was on the motorway the police pulled her over for tinted windows.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I've got sunshine on a cloudy day"

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said "Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she downloads cheat codes for Wii fit.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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